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The Empire of Los Vasion

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of Los Vasion is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.263 billion Vasionists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilien. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vasionian economy, worth 82.3 trillion Vasionist Dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,158 Vasionist Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Los Vasion's national animal is the Vasionist Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Los Vasion is ranked 241,310th in the world and 11,471st in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.22 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,350thMost Influential: 2,638thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,453rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,573rdTop
Most Devout: 14,683rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,135thBest Weather: 16,690thNicest Citizens: 19,413thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,302ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,507thMost Cultured: 26,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 27,257th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 388th in the regionMost Devout: 413th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 416th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 508th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 595th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 749th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 831st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 846th in the regionBest Weather: 860th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 972nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 974th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,069th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,124th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,158th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,222nd in the region

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