The Federation of Rezonovia
“Paradisus sit omnibus”
|Category: Benevolent Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Federation of Rezonovia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by David Pasarvic with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 6.286 billion Rezonovians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. The average income tax rate is 63.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,183 Reznovian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime is totally unknown. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Rezonovia, David Pasarvic's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Rezonovia was endorsed by The Utopia State of Consumeistan.
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