Spotlight on:
The Free Land of Warnen |
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
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Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Free Land of Warnen is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.634 billion Warnenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,014 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 342,647 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Hell is not always other people, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and shopping comes bagged and tagged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slaanesh.
Warnen is ranked 307,639th in the world and 11,823rd in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 1.22 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, shopping comes bagged and tagged.
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, hell is not always other people.
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
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Warnen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
- : Following new legislation in
Warnen, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
World Assembly
Dragonian Kazaman,
A Leaf on the Wind,
North East Somerset, and
Millenhaal.















































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