Spotlight on:
The Free Land of Warnen |
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Free Land of Warnen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.388 billion Warnenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,583 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 275,187 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the SIX.
Warnen is ranked 5,358th in the world and 241st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 162 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Warnen, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Warnen, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Warnen, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in Warnen, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Warnen endorsed The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Warnen endorsed The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Following new legislation in Warnen, preservative-laden Warnenian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
- : Following new legislation in Warnen, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
- : Following new legislation in Warnen, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Warnen, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 202 » Shibutani, Corfad, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Sikol, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dreadton, Omnistria, Zyvetskistaahn, Siwale, Kranostav, North Bratislava, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Votak Matim, Wilkshire, Joevala, Maott, Simone Republic, Xagill, Pleroma Sans Romans, Perikuresu, Andanavia, Unshleepd, AmManies, New Trisone, Capitista, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Vincone Cae, Joodey, Merconitonitopia, The Jerichowan Country, Kwaj, Batatoland Empire, Wisconsota, Holy Marcus Empire, Aeolist, Parpyduckland, Pazair, and 152 others.KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Oannia, Inspiratus, Eggplant Island, Laurendon, Arjuna, PotatoFarmers, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Singamadri, The Zheng Dynasty, Sechiole, Antiyard, Cartures, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Chipoli, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Darkanistan, Racoda, Misdainana, Aguaria Major, Arucaria, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, TamilPesum, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Federation of Vanguard, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Aurasreich, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Atrito, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Austro-Bavarian States, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Rex Republic, Northern-Kempia, Tvers, Vilaforta, New Atlantico, Frieszia, Ishtimbine, Kaschovia, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, East Wali, The Blind Side, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Nakhodka, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Small Venezia, Kingdom of Time, Sur Isles, Alogiada, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Northumberlandia, Alire, Galbadiana, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Picairn, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, ZleekyGgh, Ardok, and The New Oceanic States.