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The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia

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Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Montebad II with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.247 billion Merconites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Merconite economy, worth a remarkable 6,627 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 434,657 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 141,375th in the world and 6,173rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 44.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12thMost Primitive: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22ndMost Devout: 24thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25thBest Weather: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46thHighest Poor Incomes: 77thMost Subsidized Industry: 81stMost Beautiful Environments: 115thLargest Black Market: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222ndLargest Governments: 274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 362ndMost Influential: 406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 460thHighest Average Incomes: 523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 579thLongest Average Lifespans: 673rdHighest Economic Output: 1,071stLowest Crime Rates: 1,289thMost Armed: 1,333rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,345thMost Efficient Economies: 1,462ndMost Cultured: 2,000thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,471stNudest: 5,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,503rdMost Income Equality: 7,669thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,593rdTop
Most Conservative: 10,415thMost Authoritarian: 11,372ndLargest Populations: 13,036th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 218th in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 290th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 322nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 345th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 488th in the regionMost Conservative: 580th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 618th in the regionRudest Citizens: 894th in the region

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