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The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia |
“Vanity of Vanities, Saith the Preacher; All is Vanity”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
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Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.686 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Onitonic economy, worth an astonishing 10,394 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 528,025 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Path of Oniton.
Merconitonitopia is ranked 276,669th in the world and 13,263rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.98 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Merconitonitopia was endorsed by 
The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Merconitonitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
- : Merconitonitopia endorsed
The Incorporated States of Nuclear Matter.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Nuclear Matter.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Empire of Exkosia.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Aryptorlsha.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 581 » 
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