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The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko

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The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.294 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,766 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 433,783 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Dickoan language, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 1,491^st in the world and 74^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 82.61 flags saluted per person per day.

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