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The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko

“The only constant in politics: change”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.622 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,098 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 475,340 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bitcoin treacle machine, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and the nation is proudly the least fertile in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 183,908th in the world and 9,194th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -172 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 59thLowest Crime Rates: 156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 177thMost Secular: 192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 309thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 340thHighest Average Incomes: 350thLargest Governments: 412thSmartest Citizens: 422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 510thHighest Average Tax Rates: 527thMost Influential: 595thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 652ndLargest Black Market: 664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 869thMost Efficient Economies: 971stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,032ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,051stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,068thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,219thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,555thMost Developed: 1,758thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,350thHighest Economic Output: 2,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,696thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,540thLargest Retail Industry: 3,733rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,332ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,611thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,536thTop
Most Stationary: 11,503rdMost Income Equality: 13,320thMost Authoritarian: 15,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,163rd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 134th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 205th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 206th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 232nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 239th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rd in the regionMost Stationary: 265th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 443rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 560th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 765th in the regionMost Income Equality: 797th in the region

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