The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko
“The only constant in politics: change”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.622 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,098 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 475,340 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bitcoin treacle machine, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and the nation is proudly the least fertile in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, the nation is proudly the least fertile in The North Pacific.
- : Dicko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bitcoin treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
- : Dicko endorsed The Republic of Pra Keerick.
- : Dicko was endorsed by The Republic of Pra Keerick.
- : Dicko endorsed The Kingdom of The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg.
- : Dicko was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg.
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