The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko
“The only constant in politics: change”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.141 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,119 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 450,658 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Major cities are suffering under water rationing, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dicko was endorsed by The Federation of Frahnkzaden.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Dicko endorsed The Empire of Great Vritania.
- : Dicko endorsed The Protectorate of Irunjarai.
- : Dicko was endorsed by The Empire of Great Vritania.
- : Dicko was endorsed by The Protectorate of Irunjarai.
- : Following new legislation in Dicko, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
Endorsements Received: 317 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Diodone, Kelvaros Prime, Necromonia, Dadastan Archipelago, Yukti, New Chilokver, Buckerino, New Lakemba, Humptalumpta, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Corfad, Unsophisticate, The Syca, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eglise Sainte Eve, Puczovska, Atain, Calamazo, Phoronu, Dopeland420, Shibutani, Viridiann, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Highton Islands, United Draconia, and 267 others.New Trisone, The Gamer Party, Kulgatha, Amauri, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, SORT, Sea Ghost, Hyperbanus, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, Arstungry, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, The Discipled, Amestris-Britannia, Tarr-Nation, Rosewood-, Dragonar, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Pruessen, United Kahndaq, Niradans, Zokk, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Soviet Terran, Valhalla123, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Warsaw-Halicz, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Bearical, Ninjak30, Zumlandia, Haor Chall, Partax, Asgardira, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Newpromisedland, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Revolutionary Sealand, Acrabinnia, Egalico, Solmetria, Plangainer, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Astronomical, Abject Ludicrosity, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Republic of New Atlantis, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Orado, Astrind, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ice and Tinian, New Octicarg, Ham Federation, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Fizban, Faircliff, Tellavinna, Gnomewatchers, Eteles, Tachycardia, Serendipita Martia, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Xagill, Miamington, Pazair, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Lendara, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Fraguale Cothe, Castle Federation, Freyford, Palgo, Nationeer, Vathnutum, Misthas, Anungu, Valshire, Valentine Z, Terban Kedah, Fendlium, Praeceps, Zecit, Volstokn, Loli County, East Akra, Cobleck Weleis, Arlens Apartment, Austral States of America, Alamei, Chekrand, Lungha, Keventle, Hamerica, Fayyayid, Merconitonitopia, Valatic Ash, Woodsend, The Sansvich, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Wit Noreis, Khoik, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Vivanco, Psychotic Vegans, Godwanna, Eschatosia, Xyrron, Olofin, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Ihese, Logovets, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Prevaland, Stone Ira, The World Capitalist Confederation, New Avian, Crader, Nisastria, Thenationofthesun, Aeolist, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Varola, Avastate, Unshleepd, Irishvan, KhalChicken, Solskjar, Hyphen, Armandlandia, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Californian Redwood, Rescadra, Solimun, Wurplestan, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Prydania, Nordic-British Union, PortvgaI, The Ricebenders, Frostcell, Sikol, TLTland, Saperisole, Zzozona, Hopsin, Iztocna Slavija, Ver Testua, Hoglands, Confederacy of Antarctica, Plutayah, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Sevinland, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, TyGerria, Asoc lon, Borsukia, Simone Republic, Entecavir, Lionia, Antworship, Elbiria, Victorian Atlantis, Ihsan, Kocherian, Smesh, Mimia, Glosten, Seanat, Cowbridge, Innocentic, Brucklania, Matea, Navorden, Arichia, Old Yellow Bricks, Solcius, Lux Conos, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Principia Mathematica, Maclare, Artemis Selene, Gunits, Nouvelle-Floride, Arbor Marshes, Wolvenland, Damsmel, Fracie, U S Eh, Majaki, West Camerica, The New Cordian Empire, Lordelles, Estandarte, Madjack, Energi Empire, Nolan Burg, Kragsgale, Xipher, Orogonia, Pokemanland, Palisede, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Franklin Jacksons Canada, Eslatani, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Erubetia, WeKnow, Ultra777, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Paverium, Sopernia, New Tronia, Irunjarai, Great Vritania, and Frahnkzaden.