The People's Republic of Habanan
“Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.37 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,799 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Habanan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Second Republic of Republica Guilleana.
- : Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Federation of Frahnkzaden.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lulubellia.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rozarus.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Monarchist Republic of Warancia.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Republic of Elvoreto.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Navsland.
- : Habanan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
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