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The People's Republic of Habanan

“Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.37 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,799 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Habanan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 163,689th in the world and 7,022nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.62 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 648thMost Influential: 1,011thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,229thMost Armed: 3,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,110thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,238thLargest Governments: 4,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,725thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,752ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,206thMost Efficient Economies: 7,892ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,971stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,124thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,297thHighest Average Incomes: 8,760thSmartest Citizens: 8,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,154thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,310thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,905thMost Authoritarian: 11,750thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,769thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,032ndMost Cultured: 13,705thHighest Economic Output: 14,914thMost Stationary: 15,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,467thMost Developed: 18,092nd
Most Armed: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 202nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 222nd in the regionLargest Governments: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionMost Stationary: 367th in the regionMost Influential: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 401st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 414th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 425th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 432nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 439th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 447th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 452nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 455th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 483rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 503rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 514th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 522nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 549th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 635th in the regionMost Cultured: 681st in the regionLargest Populations: 818th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 894th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 911th in the region

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