The People's Republic of Habanan
“Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen”
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.02 billion Habananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,471 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Republic of Saperisole.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
- : Habanan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
- : Habanan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : Habanan endorsed The Republic of Saperisole.
- : Habanan endorsed The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Pristine Jungle Nation of Shlama.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
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