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The Republic of Western Vapia

“God, Family, Freedom”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Republic of Western Vapia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valentino with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.231 billion Vapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovigia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,339 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 375,421 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Vapia's national animal is the Grey Alpine Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vapian Trinitism.

Western Vapia is ranked 146,244th in the world and 6,155th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.31 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 287thMost Influential: 498thHighest Poor Incomes: 602ndLargest Black Market: 686thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 821stHighest Average Incomes: 939thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,089thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,784thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,888thMost Devout: 1,955thLargest Mining Sector: 2,035thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,579thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,750thRudest Citizens: 3,047thLargest Governments: 3,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,746thLowest Crime Rates: 4,936thMost Avoided: 5,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,932ndHighest Economic Output: 6,086thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,933rdTop
Most Developed: 10,406thLargest Retail Industry: 10,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,856thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,093rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,848thMost Stationary: 17,205thSmartest Citizens: 17,362ndMost Cultured: 17,896thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,824th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Devout: 79th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionMost Influential: 159th in the regionLargest Governments: 159th in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 183rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Avoided: 204th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 219th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 299th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 358th in the regionMost Stationary: 408th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 414th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 420th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 422nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 551st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 609th in the regionMost Developed: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 675th in the regionMost Armed: 736th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 758th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 800th in the regionLargest Populations: 842nd in the regionMost Cultured: 889th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 898th in the region

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