Spotlight on:
The Research State of Axolotlande |
“For Science!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Research State of Axolotlande is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Farranor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.072 billion Axolotls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotl-Topia. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Axolotlandean economy, worth 684 trillion Dollar-lotls a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,729 Dollar-lotls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axolotlande's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Amphibism.
Axolotlande is ranked 26,716th in the world and 604th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 81.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
- : Axolotlande was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The Utilitarian Republic of Freedom and Democratic Socialist.
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓂 of Chao Phraya River.
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The Candle in the WA office of Kainin.
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Orbundao.
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The Unorthodoxly Armed Nation of Jughru.
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The Prime Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime.
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The Nation of Casscata.
- : Axolotlande was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Czerka.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 165 » Great Bights Mum, Loutsland, Ethnon, Bankowiata, Corfad, Kwaj, Votak Matim, Koda-Land, Shibutani, Holy Marcus Empire, Hellsinky, North Bratislava, Kranostav, The Rhein States, Wilkshire, Aeolist, Siwale, Omnistria, Dreadton, Sil Dorsett, Former English Colony, Pallaith, Advancia-Sizzletown, Frances Francis the First of France, Merconitonitopia, Empy, Xagill, Seenvorland, Sikol, Wineclaw, Parpyduckland, Maott, Pasargad, Ozstan, KAP03land, Regallio, Unsophisticate, Gragadoia, Dacian Freelands, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Varisland, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Oannia, Rainengrad, Singamadri, Eurochina, The Austro Germanic Union, and 115 others.TyGerria, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Simone Republic, Chipoli, New Trisone, New-Ferytland, Russila, Darkanistan, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Nationeer, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Esperonia, Segesta, South Parter, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Batatoland Empire, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Laurendon, Bedsonya, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Petronellania, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Arucaria, Bodhisva, Bardopia, Rex Republic, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Eurocom, Mystiquelle, Federation of Vanguard, Izern, Love Shack, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Valiacorkit, Zelenaya Dolina, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, The Jerichowan Country, Nistriabar, Aoncarpa, The Confederate States of America, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, Khoik, The Resoland, Stal Valley, Northern Zorbrasnka, Hikki, Vendonesam, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, Ardok, Zecit, Comfed, Jameson Williams, Sindoesia, Halsoni, Barxa, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Akand Jang Braihir, Rettverborg, Brisdon, Esteneng, Ostonives, Pazair, Hamerica, Picairn, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Free Prairie Provinces, Viridiann, Joevala, Liberate World Order, Unshleepd, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Sierra Andreas, Czerka, Casscata, Kelvaros Prime, Jughru, Kainin, Chao Phraya River, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, and Pineappleistania.