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The Research State of Axolotlande

“For Science!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

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The Research State of Axolotlande is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Farranor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.072 billion Axolotls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotl-Topia. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Axolotlandean economy, worth 684 trillion Dollar-lotls a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,729 Dollar-lotls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axolotlande's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Amphibism.

Axolotlande is ranked 26,716th in the world and 604th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 81.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 792ndMost Influential: 1,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,173rdTop
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Most Secular: 8,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,350thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,639thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,970thMost Authoritarian: 21,086thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,502ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,296thSmartest Citizens: 24,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,339thMost Conservative: 26,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,699thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31,056th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 201st in the regionMost Secular: 246th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 338th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 352nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 485th in the regionLargest Black Market: 520th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 532nd in the regionMost Stationary: 538th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 602nd in the regionMost Conservative: 604th in the region

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