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The Commonwealth of New Lakemba

“Accepting all new immigrants!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.765 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 7,271 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 350,197 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New Lakemba as a reminder of their "special relationship", and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 271,496th in the world and 5,667th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 20.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 31stLeast Corrupt Governments: 46thMost Inclusive: 68thSafest: 101stHighest Food Quality: 112thMost Compassionate Citizens: 113thMost Beautiful Environments: 128thMost Developed: 152ndHealthiest Citizens: 157thLongest Average Lifespans: 168thBest Weather: 171stSmartest Citizens: 176thMost Advanced Public Transport: 196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213thMost Secular: 231stNicest Citizens: 231stHighest Average Tax Rates: 242ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 256thMost Pacifist: 259thLargest Governments: 266thMost Advanced Public Education: 287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 320thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 348thMost Influential: 394thMost Cultured: 413thLargest Welfare Programs: 432ndLowest Crime Rates: 487thHighest Poor Incomes: 616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 620thMost Rebellious Youth: 756thHighest Economic Output: 1,782ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,807thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,285thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,705thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5,357thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,863rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,143rdNudest: 20,282ndMost Income Equality: 21,406thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,296th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 206th in the regionLargest Populations: 206th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 349th in the regionNudest: 355th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 412th in the regionMost Income Equality: 549th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 549th in the region

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