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The Commonwealth of New Lakemba

“Accepting all new immigrants!”

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The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 10.376 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 2,661 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,494 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in New Canberra. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 563^rd in the world and 33^rd in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.22 Years.

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