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The Commonwealth of New Lakemba

“Accepting all new immigrants!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 10.376 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 2,661 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,494 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in New Canberra. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 563rd in the world and 33rd in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.22 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 168thMost Inclusive: 208thMost Influential: 264thSafest: 318thMost Advanced Public Transport: 327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 362ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 367thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 444thMost Developed: 490thMost Advanced Public Education: 518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 519thNicest Citizens: 551stLongest Average Lifespans: 563rdSmartest Citizens: 576thLargest Welfare Programs: 639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 641stMost Pacifist: 647thHealthiest Citizens: 661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 671stLargest Governments: 693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 695thMost Beautiful Environments: 703rdMost Cultured: 832ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 850thHighest Poor Incomes: 895thMost Secular: 1,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,298thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,320thLowest Crime Rates: 1,377thTop
Best Weather: 1,840thMost Efficient Economies: 2,814thHighest Average Incomes: 3,027thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,167thHighest Economic Output: 4,548thMost Stationary: 7,121stTop
Most Politically Free: 10,794thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,503rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 75th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionMost Stationary: 156th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 159th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionMost Politically Free: 257th in the regionLargest Populations: 447th in the regionTop
Nudest: 633rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 775th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 790th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 846th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 857th in the region

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