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The Zombie of New Lakemba

“Accepting all new immigrants!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Zombie of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.746 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 4,877 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 309,762 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, people can get away with murder these days, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 244,551st in the world and 10,203rd in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18thLeast Corrupt Governments: 84thMost Inclusive: 107thSafest: 161stMost Compassionate Citizens: 164thMost Influential: 186thHighest Food Quality: 197thNicest Citizens: 240thMost Developed: 243rdHealthiest Citizens: 256thMost Pacifist: 258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 259thLongest Average Lifespans: 264thMost Beautiful Environments: 273rdSmartest Citizens: 274thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 298thMost Secular: 301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 357thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 363rdMost Advanced Public Education: 369thHighest Average Tax Rates: 374thLargest Governments: 431stBest Weather: 439thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 451stLargest Welfare Programs: 458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 473rdMost Cultured: 537thHighest Poor Incomes: 623rdLowest Crime Rates: 680thMost Rebellious Youth: 946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,488thHighest Average Incomes: 2,099thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,786thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,331stMost Efficient Economies: 7,726thNudest: 11,913thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,544thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,737thMost Income Equality: 17,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,443rdLargest Populations: 18,738th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 159th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 265th in the regionNudest: 308th in the regionLargest Populations: 329th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 410th in the regionMost Patriotic: 491st in the regionMost Politically Free: 538th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 562nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 568th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionMost Income Equality: 876th in the region

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