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The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn

“The Empire rules the waves!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Menellia I with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.897 billion Picairnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormridge. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Picairnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,275 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,803 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders are advising that Emperor Menellia I's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, Emperor Menellia I is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Picairn's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Picairn is ranked 3,350th in the world and 166th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 1,893rdMost Developed: 1,937thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,007thMost Efficient Economies: 2,040thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,269thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,450thLargest Governments: 2,459thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,574thHighest Food Quality: 2,663rdSmartest Citizens: 2,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,796thMost Inclusive: 2,832ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,871stHealthiest Citizens: 2,945thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,350thMost Cultured: 3,534thNicest Citizens: 3,851stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,893rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,065thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,656thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,806thHighest Average Incomes: 4,926thSafest: 5,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,324thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,390thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,587thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,296thBest Weather: 7,691stMost Patriotic: 8,279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,742ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,265thHighest Economic Output: 10,279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,718thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,286thMost Secular: 14,615thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,343rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,208thMost Income Equality: 26,651stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30,075th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 125th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 131st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 142nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 149th in the regionMost Inclusive: 155th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 166th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 186th in the regionNicest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 208th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 260th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 261st in the regionSafest: 280th in the regionMost Patriotic: 281st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 284th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 326th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 331st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 401st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 458th in the regionMost Influential: 461st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 481st in the regionMost Secular: 490th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 69 » Abskosmos, Petronellania, United Kahndaq, Ayuzhhhhh, Felpolandia, Andstions, Great Bights Mum, Zerentopia, Varisland, Bagojo, Corfad, United Orange Valley States, Kazorton, Oskland, Altivia, Rainengrad, Kyroth Dreemurr, Shibutani, The New Oceanic States, Oannia, Vexilia, PlanetMercury, Wolffoxia, Castle In Confidence, Koda-Land, Texaska, Alzaran, Maxiverse, Kaschovia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Clocriestes, Nu Elysium, Mallyna, Boylover, Kainin, Aoncarpa, Regallio, Lower Melodia, Armonker, Oceania-America, TamilPesum, Caiov, Lionsroar, Laforeia, Zera Israel, Russila, Viceroy Vincent, Free State Of Wrangler Island, CyberEgypt, AJTON, and 19 others.Hindustan Sangh, Kwaj, Ethnon, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Esperonia, Spartoi, Kenmoria, Alogiada, Kobalera, Halsoni, Yukti, AmManies, Rosa Blanca, Q w e r t y, Aerilia, Idotistanistan, New Cordyceps, and Crystal Creation.