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The Collective of Wineclaw

“Man was born to love.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Collective of Wineclaw is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.851 billion Wineclaws are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Consciousness. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wineclaw economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion cells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,933 cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, vaccinations are mandatory, the official Wineclaw Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wineclaw's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wineclaw is ranked 244,454th in the world and 10,194th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 40thMost Influential: 215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 622ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,781stSafest: 2,357thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,404thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,502ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,550thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,569thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,197thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,685thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,725thMost Pacifist: 3,727thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,099thBest Weather: 4,271stMost Developed: 4,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,353rdMost Stationary: 5,625thHealthiest Citizens: 5,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,564thNicest Citizens: 6,575thLargest Governments: 6,630thHighest Food Quality: 6,643rdSmartest Citizens: 6,802ndMost Cultured: 7,007thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,606thMost Inclusive: 8,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,022ndHighest Economic Output: 9,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,996thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,119thLargest Populations: 16,958thMost Efficient Economies: 17,744thMost Income Equality: 20,745thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,027th
Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 107th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 110th in the regionSafest: 116th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 143rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 207th in the regionMost Pacifist: 221st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 236th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionBest Weather: 247th in the regionMost Developed: 255th in the regionLargest Populations: 301st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Cultured: 344th in the regionLargest Governments: 355th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 356th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 368th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 375th in the regionNicest Citizens: 384th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 386th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 450th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 481st in the regionMost Inclusive: 494th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 569th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 778th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 847th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,042nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,045th in the region

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