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The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia

“κοιτα εκει που θες να πας,αλλιως θα πας εκει που κοιτας”

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The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.552 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,949 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,535 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, children are raised bilingual from an early age, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Notyoutopia are highly popular tourist destinations, and the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 200,712^th in the world and 8,780^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.21 Obesity Rate.

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