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The Republic of South Baba

“Proud and Free”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The North Pacific

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The Republic of South Baba is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Alden Ridgeway with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.039 billion South Babans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bocaugh. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient South Baban economy, worth 747 trillion farthings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,980 farthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Baba's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Baba is ranked 273,762nd in the world and 13,809th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.25 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 427thMost Influential: 910thMost Pacifist: 1,331stMost Inclusive: 1,492ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,592ndNicest Citizens: 1,657thHighest Food Quality: 2,023rdSafest: 2,274thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,413thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,713thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,801stBest Weather: 2,956thHealthiest Citizens: 2,976thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,097thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,450thMost Cultured: 3,521stMost Efficient Economies: 3,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,680thLargest Governments: 3,794thMost Developed: 3,846thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,915thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,985thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,027thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,621stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,687thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,868thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,931stSmartest Citizens: 5,001stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,211thLowest Crime Rates: 5,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,484thLargest Retail Industry: 7,115thRudest Citizens: 7,308thHighest Average Incomes: 9,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,292ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,508thTop
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Most Secular: 14,096thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,037thHighest Drug Use: 23,096th
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Most Pacifist: 73rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 88th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 104th in the regionSafest: 110th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 115th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 125th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 145th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 167th in the regionBest Weather: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 184th in the regionMost Cultured: 186th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 194th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 204th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 215th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 243rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 245th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Influential: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 261st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 276th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 285th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionRudest Citizens: 342nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 412th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 616th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 622nd in the regionMost Secular: 681st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 698th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 839th in the regionMost Stationary: 885th in the regionNudest: 1,132nd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,367th in the region

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