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The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia

“Dissent is forcefully discouraged”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.542 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,495 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 358,414 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Vexilia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 275,320th in the world and 13,191st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.36 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 78thHighest Poor Incomes: 324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 414thLowest Crime Rates: 578thMost Secular: 694thLargest Black Market: 727thMost Influential: 832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 868thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,028thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,035thMost Developed: 1,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,264thMost Patriotic: 1,386thHighest Average Incomes: 1,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,492ndLargest Governments: 1,528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,641stHealthiest Citizens: 1,842ndBest Weather: 2,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,506thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,571stTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,119thSmartest Citizens: 3,279thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,487thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,713thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,651stMost Authoritarian: 4,850thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,215thMost Stationary: 8,817thMost Efficient Economies: 8,932ndMost Conservative: 11,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,088thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,580thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,667thLargest Populations: 26,250th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Patriotic: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 132nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 134th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Stationary: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 194th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 253rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 279th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 327th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 332nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 351st in the regionMost Extreme: 367th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 438th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 443rd in the regionLargest Populations: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 670th in the regionMost Income Equality: 839th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 902nd in the region

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