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The United Kingdom of The Teddy

“Great and Strong”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.925 billion Teddians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The thriving Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,477 trillion Ted Rings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,891 Ted Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, baiting is a national sport, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 243,902nd in the world and 10,279th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 320thMost Influential: 736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,611thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,895thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,988thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,428thMost Stationary: 3,470thLowest Crime Rates: 3,633rdLargest Governments: 3,729thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,198thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,213thMost Cultured: 4,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,555thBest Weather: 5,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,912thHighest Food Quality: 6,211thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,795thSmartest Citizens: 6,956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,337thHighest Economic Output: 7,473rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,190thMost Inclusive: 9,340thMost Devout: 9,492ndNicest Citizens: 10,404thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,371stLargest Populations: 13,164thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,110thHighest Average Incomes: 21,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,803rdMost Developed: 25,648th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 99th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 187th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 195th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 226th in the regionMost Cultured: 229th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 231st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 234th in the regionLargest Populations: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionMost Devout: 264th in the regionBest Weather: 312th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 333rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 341st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 348th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 439th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 442nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 542nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 545th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 595th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 630th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 633rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 834th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 933rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 976th in the region

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