The United Kingdom of The Teddy
“Great and Strong”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.819 billion The Teddians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The very strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,869 trillion Ted Rings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,136 Ted Rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", everybody's got wood thanks to Teddy the Great, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and Teddyian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Pope Saint Peter the Apostle.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Venicea.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Empire of Brsil.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Queendom of WeKnow.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Popular Armed Republic of Ofrettia.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Kingdom of Maclare.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Empire of Dai Nippon Yamato.
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