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The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia

“Will test our strength and honor.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.204 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 177,389 Laxoimia Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Laxoimia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 10,310th in the world and 498th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,469.93 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 726thNicest Citizens: 873rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,229thMost Inclusive: 1,375thMost Efficient Economies: 1,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,566thHealthiest Citizens: 1,634thMost Pacifist: 1,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,030thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,560thLowest Crime Rates: 3,200thMost Influential: 3,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,408thMost Developed: 3,414thSafest: 3,429thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,462ndMost Cultured: 3,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,067thBest Weather: 4,280thSmartest Citizens: 4,372ndLargest Governments: 4,631stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,894thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,897thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,515thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,846thHighest Average Incomes: 9,441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,310thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,128thHighest Economic Output: 16,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,480th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Pacifist: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 115th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionSafest: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 188th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 206th in the regionMost Developed: 207th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 248th in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionBest Weather: 266th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 272nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 398th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 437th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 446th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 449th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 498th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 540th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 760th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 763rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 804th in the regionMost Average: 811th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 823rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 860th in the regionMost Influential: 957th in the region

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