The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia
“Will test our strength and honor.”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.204 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 177,389 Laxoimia Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Laxoimia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laxoimia was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, Laxoimia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Laxoimia endorsed The Republic of Saperisole.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards.
- : Laxoimia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
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