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The Grand Chainlands of Jinwoy

“If I require my nation, my nation will require me”

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The Grand Chainlands of Jinwoy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Raya Minibung with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.379 billion Jinwoyins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilaporei. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinwoyin economy, worth a remarkable 4,238 trillion Jinwoyin Buroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,862 Jinwoyin Buroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinwoy's national animal is the Jinwoyin Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intentionally Not Defined.

Jinwoy is ranked 77,655^th in the world and 3,847^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,987.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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