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The Zoo of Simone Republic

“For All of Us”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Zoo of Simone Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Simone with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.548 billion Simonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,741 trillion Mones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 410,578 Mones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,034,642 per year while the poor average 46,981, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 213th in the world and 3rd in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 257,940 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7thMost Secular: 98thRudest Citizens: 112thMost Influential: 213thLargest Retail Industry: 233rdMost Efficient Economies: 307thHighest Disposable Incomes: 450thMost Valuable International Artwork: 473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 606thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 836thSmartest Citizens: 849thHealthiest Citizens: 995thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,138thMost Developed: 1,149thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,271stHighest Food Quality: 1,460thMost Inclusive: 1,631stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,888thLargest Governments: 1,918thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,309thMost Cultured: 2,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,559thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,821stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,878thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,370thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,164thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,295thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,910thLargest Black Market: 10,915thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,597thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,380thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,796thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,713thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25,896thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30,896th
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 76th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionMost Inclusive: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 100th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLargest Black Market: 139th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 140th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 151st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 217th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 276th in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 294th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 294th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 384th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 417th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 537th in the regionLargest Populations: 549th in the regionNudest: 561st in the region

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