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The 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓂 of Chao Phraya River is a massive, genial nation, ruled by ꧁𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 ꧂ with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.367 billion Chao Phrayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kêt thuc bâu trói. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chao Phrayan economy, worth 497 trillion Tiền Mặts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,869 Tiền Mặts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Chao Phraya River's radio stations, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chao Phraya River's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thần Mặt Trăng.

Chao Phraya River is ranked 308,965^th in the world and 5,753^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.