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The Republic of Catel Sago

“Eu juro ser um bom cidadão pela a pátria”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Catel Sago is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 458 million Catel Sagoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanela. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Catel Sagoan economy, worth 45.9 trillion Carteleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,314 Carteleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Catel Sagoan citizenship in droves, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catel Sago's national animal is the Tigre de Bengala.

Catel Sago is ranked 74,989th in the world and 2,933rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,163.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,135thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,871stMost Influential: 5,127thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 16,709thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,822ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,707thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,929thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,988th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 686th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 767th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 785th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 795th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 865th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 926th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 982nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,033rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,044th in the regionMost Influential: 1,066th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,154th in the region

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