The Republic of Catel Sago
“Eu juro ser um bom cidadão pela a pátria”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Republic of Catel Sago is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 458 million Catel Sagoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanela. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Catel Sagoan economy, worth 45.9 trillion Carteleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,314 Carteleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Catel Sagoan citizenship in droves, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catel Sago's national animal is the Tigre de Bengala.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Catel Sago, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
- : Catel Sago was endorsed by The Empire of Florida has nukes.
- : Catel Sago was endorsed by The Great Empire of Wisso.
- : Following new legislation in Catel Sago, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
- : Following new legislation in Catel Sago, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Catel Sagoan citizenship in droves.
- : Catel Sago voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
- : Following new legislation in Catel Sago, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Catel Sago, children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families.
- : Following new legislation in Catel Sago, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Catel Sago.
- : Following new legislation in Catel Sago, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
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