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The Queendom of Mystiquelle

“Compassion is the Hallmark of Advancement”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Love with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.117 billion Mystics are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,100 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 122,701 Faiths, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,865 per year while the poor average 21,162, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and Ascension's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 57,595th in the world and 1,965th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 13.29 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 711thMost Rebellious Youth: 721stBest Weather: 1,382ndMost Influential: 1,407thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,575thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,057thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,321stNicest Citizens: 3,358thHighest Food Quality: 3,746thHealthiest Citizens: 4,342ndMost Inclusive: 4,422ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,803rdMost Cultured: 5,203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,420thMost Devout: 5,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,578thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,609thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,655thSmartest Citizens: 8,623rdMost Developed: 8,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,980thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,087thHighest Economic Output: 9,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,453rdTop
Safest: 14,003rdLargest Populations: 16,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,698thHighest Average Incomes: 25,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 26,858th
Most Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 146th in the regionMost Devout: 170th in the regionMost Pacifist: 176th in the regionNicest Citizens: 180th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 215th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 220th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 237th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 247th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Inclusive: 258th in the regionMost Cultured: 269th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 274th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 293rd in the regionLargest Populations: 297th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 380th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 381st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 421st in the regionMost Influential: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 461st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 474th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 481st in the regionMost Developed: 518th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 532nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 571st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 715th in the regionSafest: 798th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 846th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,060th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,070th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,088th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,124th in the region

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