The Queendom of Mystiquelle
“Compassion is the Hallmark of Advancement”
|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Love with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.117 billion Mystics are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,100 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 122,701 Faiths, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,865 per year while the poor average 21,162, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.
Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and Ascension's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mystiquelle, Ascension's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Mystiquelle was endorsed by The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Mystiquelle was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Nuclear Matter.
- : Mystiquelle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
- : Mystiquelle endorsed The Federation of Stud Hoy.
- : Mystiquelle endorsed The Empire of Exkosia.
- : Mystiquelle endorsed The Youtubecom of Harjad.
- : Following new legislation in Mystiquelle, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
- : Following new legislation in Mystiquelle, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Mystiquelle was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
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