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The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire

“Batatolandians never give up!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: The North Pacific

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The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-Saliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.453 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 960 trillion Xăzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 148,856 Xăzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, the last thing Batatolandian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the Carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 267,737th in the world and 12,807th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.5 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 359thMost Influential: 791stTop
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Most Devout: 4,419thSafest: 4,642ndBest Weather: 6,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,228thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,531stHealthiest Citizens: 6,555thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,631stHighest Food Quality: 6,815thLowest Crime Rates: 6,866thMost Inclusive: 7,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,374thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,572ndMost Developed: 7,640thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,896thNicest Citizens: 8,104thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,336thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,343rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,500thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,560thLargest Governments: 8,597thMost Cultured: 9,405thSmartest Citizens: 9,632ndMost Pacifist: 10,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,229thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,776thMost Efficient Economies: 13,214thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,185thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,346thHighest Average Incomes: 15,859thMost Patriotic: 16,396thLargest Retail Industry: 16,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,858thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,925thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,902ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,417thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,635thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,435thHighest Economic Output: 23,118th
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Most Devout: 144th in the regionMost Influential: 214th in the regionSafest: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274th in the regionBest Weather: 339th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 357th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 363rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 369th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 376th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 393rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 400th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 402nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 417th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 421st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 431st in the regionMost Developed: 442nd in the regionLargest Governments: 448th in the regionMost Cultured: 461st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 464th in the regionNicest Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 505th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 508th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 561st in the regionMost Pacifist: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 592nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 594th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 599th in the regionMost Patriotic: 599th in the regionMost Politically Free: 623rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 663rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 702nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 708th in the regionMost Stationary: 737th in the regionRudest Citizens: 749th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 752nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 794th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 812th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 833rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 891st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 942nd in the regionLargest Populations: 959th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,322nd in the region

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