The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire
“The Potatoes Never Give Up”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.721 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 380 trillion Xăzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,239 Xăzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Eminent domain has been abolished, genetic research has been halted, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and sex changes are routinely performed at Batatoland Empire's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Constitutional Dicatatorship of Religioncord.
- : Batatoland Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, sex changes are routinely performed at Batatoland Empire's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, genetic research has been halted.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Batatoland Empire endorsed The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Empire of Kayanc-Boaine.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Alzaran.
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