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The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire

“The Potatoes Never Give Up”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.721 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 380 trillion Xăzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,239 Xăzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Eminent domain has been abolished, genetic research has been halted, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and sex changes are routinely performed at Batatoland Empire's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 19,233rd in the world and 972nd in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 26.72 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Influential: 926thTop
Safest: 6,382ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,838thMost Devout: 9,429thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,825thBest Weather: 9,963rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,049thHealthiest Citizens: 11,301stMost Pacifist: 11,340thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,316thMost Inclusive: 12,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,184thNicest Citizens: 13,483rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,924thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,261stMost Developed: 14,709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,717thLowest Crime Rates: 14,739thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,721stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,111thLargest Governments: 19,233rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,974thSmartest Citizens: 22,884th
Most Influential: 342nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 344th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 351st in the regionSafest: 355th in the regionMost Devout: 408th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 538th in the regionBest Weather: 592nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 627th in the regionMost Pacifist: 655th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 670th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 692nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 728th in the regionNicest Citizens: 735th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 744th in the regionMost Inclusive: 749th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 762nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 788th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 821st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 827th in the regionMost Developed: 841st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 881st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 907th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 924th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 955th in the regionLargest Governments: 972nd in the region

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