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The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire

“Batatolandians never give up!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-Habsburg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.899 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion Xăzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,173 Xăzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and there's a big brother in every prison. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the Potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 6,265th in the world and 298th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.71 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 267thMost Influential: 781stTop
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Safest: 4,560thBest Weather: 4,869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,086thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,126thHealthiest Citizens: 5,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,667thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,186thLowest Crime Rates: 6,265thHighest Food Quality: 6,577thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,777thMost Inclusive: 6,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,037thMost Devout: 7,450thLargest Governments: 7,596thMost Developed: 7,632ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,671stNicest Citizens: 7,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,438thMost Cultured: 8,895thSmartest Citizens: 9,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,463rdMost Pacifist: 9,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,620thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,802ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,304thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,933rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,869thHighest Economic Output: 17,083rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,338thHighest Average Incomes: 19,803rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,217thLargest Retail Industry: 21,813thMost Patriotic: 22,383rdMost Stationary: 25,231stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,948th
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Most Influential: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 167th in the regionMost Devout: 189th in the regionSafest: 246th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 248th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 268th in the regionBest Weather: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 292nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 298th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 320th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 328th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 349th in the regionLargest Governments: 350th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 353rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 366th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 370th in the regionMost Politically Free: 381st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 388th in the regionMost Developed: 394th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 395th in the regionMost Cultured: 404th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 410th in the regionNicest Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 426th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 446th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 454th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Pacifist: 464th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Stationary: 511th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 513th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 560th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 604th in the regionMost Patriotic: 606th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 643rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 647th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 657th in the regionRudest Citizens: 680th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 686th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 710th in the region

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