The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire
“Batatolandians never give up!”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
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The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-Saliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.453 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 91.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 960 trillion Xăzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 148,856 Xăzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, the last thing Batatolandian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the Carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Nuclear Matter.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Empire of Exkosia.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Kingdom of Bandergreen.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Free Land of Pen Blanityion.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Free Land of Catalis.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The People's Republic of Smithsonia.
- : Batatoland Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Democratic People's Republic of Choi Aeguka.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Republic of Darkanistan.
- : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Liberated State of Salvo Republic.
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