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The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic

“Democracy is total moderation”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The North Pacific

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The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Squidina Star with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.422 billion Bininilandese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,898 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,368 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 998th in the world and 37th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 372 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 437thMost Cultured: 998thMost Influential: 1,101stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,148thHighest Food Quality: 1,218thMost Inclusive: 1,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,330thNicest Citizens: 1,685thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,838thMost Developed: 2,036thLowest Crime Rates: 2,082ndLargest Governments: 2,128thMost Pacifist: 2,175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,219thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,461stMost Efficient Economies: 2,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,611thSmartest Citizens: 2,752ndTop
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Safest: 3,101stHealthiest Citizens: 3,432ndMost Devout: 4,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,208thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,475thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,277thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,738thHighest Average Incomes: 7,168thBest Weather: 7,762ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,863rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,401stMost Patriotic: 12,984thHighest Economic Output: 13,237thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,455thMost Stationary: 29,300thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,205th
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Most Cultured: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Devout: 106th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 107th in the regionMost Developed: 110th in the regionMost Pacifist: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 159th in the regionSafest: 160th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 241st in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 339th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 376th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 387th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 389th in the regionBest Weather: 404th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 415th in the regionMost Income Equality: 518th in the regionMost Stationary: 553rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 636th in the region

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