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The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic

“The people are everything, as well as the environment!”

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The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by SpongeBob Square Pants with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.214 billion Bikinilandiam enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom New Coast District. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bikinilandiom economy, worth 264 trillion Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,633 Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bikini Bottom New Coast District Times is sold out, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Cape Cord Silver Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bikinilandiom Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 35,482^nd in the world and 1,527^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,801.85 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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