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The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic

“The people are everything, as well as the environment!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by SpongeBob Square Pants with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.214 billion Bikinilandiam enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom New Coast District. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bikinilandiom economy, worth 264 trillion Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,633 Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bikini Bottom New Coast District Times is sold out, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Cape Cord Silver Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bikinilandiom Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 35,482nd in the world and 1,527th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,801.85 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 944thMost Influential: 1,438thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,721stMost Cultured: 7,924thMost Inclusive: 10,525thMost Pacifist: 10,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,801stHealthiest Citizens: 10,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,190thMost Developed: 11,194thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,896thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,451stSmartest Citizens: 12,868thMost Efficient Economies: 13,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,675thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,848thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,049thBest Weather: 14,117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,268thLowest Crime Rates: 14,437thNicest Citizens: 14,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,841stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,953rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,678thLargest Governments: 18,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,426thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,152ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,717th
Largest Publishing Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Cultured: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 554th in the regionMost Influential: 580th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 616th in the regionMost Pacifist: 618th in the regionMost Inclusive: 625th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 642nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 659th in the regionMost Developed: 665th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 671st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 696th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 702nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 719th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 736th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 750th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 754th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 776th in the regionNicest Citizens: 800th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 815th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 821st in the regionBest Weather: 822nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 908th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 916th in the regionLargest Governments: 953rd in the region

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