Spotlight on:
The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic |
“Democracy is total moderation”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Squidina Star with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.422 billion Bininilandese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,898 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,368 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.
The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 998th in the world and 37th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 372 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic endorsed The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic endorsed The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 243 » Shibutani, Koda-Land, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Empy, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Sikol, Corfad, Loutsland, Simone Republic, Kranostav, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Prydania, Wineclaw, Vincone Cae, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, The Iron Lions, Xagill, South Baba, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Zeternia, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Seenvorland, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Unsophisticate, Animu Place, Pasargad, Chukstik Illahi, Wisconsota, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Maott, Unshleepd, Aeolist, AmManies, Singamadri, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Capitista, and 193 others.Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, Kwaj, Pleroma Sans Romans, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Pazair, Khoik, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Liberum Hibernia, The Arverni Lands, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Inspiratus, GPT-3, Siwale, Varisland, Filibustra, Gurou, Batatoland Empire, Oannia, Omicron Persei V111, Rainengrad, Westerhold, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Austro-Bavarian States, Tsandonown, Chipoli, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Darkanistan, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Etanur, Racoda, Nationeer, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Laforeia, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Rex Republic, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Esperonia, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Arucaria, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, The Confederate States of America, Pinky Queen, New Selkirk, Gorundu, Iespao, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Atrito, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Laurendon, Marlducro, Old Emporia, Catalis, Florevana, South Parter, Esteneng, Deliber, Rionion, Salagalu, Unimaginable Doom, Crilland, Prismaria, Northern-Kempia, Tvers, TamilPesum, Amestris-Britannia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Union of Galaxies, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kaschovia, Roman Empire August, Bjorkikistan, Valentine Z, Periklia, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Alire, Ham Federation, Ayuzhhhhh, Crystal Creation, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Vilaforta, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Bodhisva, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Tugupaw, New Cordyceps, Inclement Space, Galbadiana, XST, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Neptunian Military Administration, Lionsroar, Alogiada, Sellaeta, Qep, Republiqueducroissant, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zelenaya Dolina, Zandos, Love Shack, Toastsylvania, Mortionia, Eurocom, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Northumberlandia, Tehmistan, Small Venezia, Joevala, Jasmine Dragon, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Norwegian FOREST cat, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Germanic Cat, NederlandseRepubliek, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kyroth Dreemurr, New Chiken, Kabarovsk, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Grey Guardians of Order, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Banulia, Altivia, Tharlect, Picairn, Nu Elysium, and Aoncarpa.