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The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic

“Striving for peace, through education”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Poppy Puff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.976 billion Bikinese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bikinese economy, worth 796 trillion Bikinese Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 160,057 Bikinese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, The Bikini Bottom Republic has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Bikinese like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bikinese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 271,477th in the world and 13,074th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.63 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 617thMost Influential: 1,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,989thTop
Most Cultured: 2,959thHighest Food Quality: 3,508thMost Inclusive: 3,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,590thMost Efficient Economies: 5,311thMost Pacifist: 5,466thNicest Citizens: 5,834thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,863rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,958thMost Developed: 6,095thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,198thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,329thSmartest Citizens: 6,368thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,788thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,367thLargest Governments: 7,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,411thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,973rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,101stHealthiest Citizens: 8,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,638thMost Devout: 11,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,558thHighest Average Incomes: 13,355thTop
Safest: 14,362ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,727thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,879thBest Weather: 24,952ndLargest Welfare Programs: 27,442nd
Largest Publishing Industry: 81st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 148th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 217th in the regionMost Inclusive: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 252nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 301st in the regionMost Devout: 301st in the regionMost Pacifist: 312th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 328th in the regionNicest Citizens: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Developed: 351st in the regionMost Influential: 371st in the regionLargest Governments: 388th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 391st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 407th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 411th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 417th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 420th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 433rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 446th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 593rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 658th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 658th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 763rd in the regionMost Stationary: 813th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 816th in the regionSafest: 816th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,004th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,139th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,168th in the regionBest Weather: 1,168th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,289th in the region

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