The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic
“The people are everything, as well as the environment!”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by SpongeBob Square Pants with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.214 billion Bikinilandiam enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom New Coast District. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bikinilandiom economy, worth 264 trillion Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,633 Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bikini Bottom New Coast District Times is sold out, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Cape Cord Silver Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bikinilandiom Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic was endorsed by The Republic of Saperisole.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
- : Following new legislation in The Bikini Bottom Republic, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bikini Bottom New Coast District Times is sold out.
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic endorsed The Republic of Saperisole.
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic endorsed The Incorporated States of New Michag.
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic endorsed The Dictatorship of United Soviet State of North Amerika.
- : The Bikini Bottom Republic endorsed The Empire of Teothopia.
Endorsements Received: 200 » Shibutani, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Siwale, Hamerica, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Empy, Brucklania, Kragsgale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Omnistria, The Calabash Protectorate, Zzozona, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Sikol, Guer Aike, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, Simone Republic, Highton Islands, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Xipher, Daiz, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, Sil Dorsett, Prydania, Xyrron, Seanat, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, Clan Spaniel, Solskjar, Ravendi, Libertania Democratica, WeKnow, and 150 others.Heilhum Imperius, Napnomadia, Sunto, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Madjack, Orado, Vincone Cae, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Xagill, McMasterdonia, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Valentine Z, Lulubellia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, The Endless Eventide, Hardscrabble, South Baba, Republica Guilleana, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Wilkshire, Draconian Progression, Zeternia, Volstokn, Viridiann, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Pytong, Seenvorland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Unsophisticate, Animu Place, Venicea, PEG, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Humptalumpta, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Timothea, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, East Akra, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Yellops, Chukstik Illahi, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, Strongwill, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Testnation223, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, R libanon, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Maott, Wapistan, Svenskan, Kromi, Dangine, Siforpeo, Folenz, Shotokonia, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Landraya, Rising Sakura, Harmonypine, Mon Island, Tyirza, Britle, Capablanca, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Muqatil, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Ellbonnia, Landfinia, Sopernia, Bearical, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Aeolist, Sahriastan, Lionia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Tibus Heth, The Blazeland Administration, Nimarya, Pazair, New Celoveniortan, Paradeavenlisian States, Praeceps, Zapiron, TyGerria, Palgo, Dabarastan, AmManies, New Michag, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Nordic-British Union, Teothopia, and Saperisole.