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The Eternal Land of Loutsland

“Ignorance is the only sin.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.999 billion Loutslanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,288 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 2,360th in the world and 87th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 60,352.47 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62ndMost Influential: 254thMost Patriotic: 744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,069thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,323rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,597thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,802ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,360thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,401stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,886thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,109thHighest Food Quality: 3,756thLowest Crime Rates: 4,006thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,102ndSmartest Citizens: 4,353rdBest Weather: 4,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,535thMost Inclusive: 4,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,889thHighest Average Incomes: 5,433rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,037thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,822ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,548thMost Cultured: 8,625thLargest Black Market: 8,642ndMost Devout: 11,123rdHighest Economic Output: 12,765thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,777thLargest Governments: 14,182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,211thMost Developed: 16,892ndMost Stationary: 19,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,479th
Most Patriotic: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 103rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 155th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 182nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 185th in the regionLargest Black Market: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 207th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 220th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 221st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 241st in the regionBest Weather: 255th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 271st in the regionMost Inclusive: 273rd in the regionMost Devout: 313th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 317th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 398th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 416th in the regionMost Cultured: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 496th in the regionMost Stationary: 513th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 707th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 709th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 765th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 876th in the regionLargest Populations: 894th in the regionMost Developed: 918th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,001st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,056th in the region

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