The Minecraft River Valley of A Salmon Named Harold
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|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Minecraft River Valley of A Salmon Named Harold is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a salmon named Harold with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.981 billion Salmonns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Hub. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Salmonn economy, worth 283 trillion IOU Cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,976 IOU Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A Salmon Named Harold is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies. Crime is totally unknown. A Salmon Named Harold's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the questioning of string cheese.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A Salmon Named Harold was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : A Salmon Named Harold voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, A Salmon Named Harold is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : A Salmon Named Harold was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, books are so highly regarded in A Salmon Named Harold that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
- : Following new legislation in A Salmon Named Harold, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
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