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The Pretitle of Progressitalia

“Speak courteously, deal fairly, keep armed and ready.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Pretitle of Progressitalia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Reddy Toosevelt with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.688 billion Progressitalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gigantropolis. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Progressitalian economy, worth 655 trillion Bullies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,787 Bullies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, visions of giant pink fennec foxes are a common side effect after Progressitalians eat their meals, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Gigantropolis's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Progressitalia's national animal is the fennec fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Progressitalia is ranked 270,405th in the world and 12,717th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.49 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 778thMost Influential: 1,448thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,741stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,341stMost Inclusive: 2,353rdNicest Citizens: 2,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,661stTop
Safest: 2,754thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,798thHealthiest Citizens: 2,801stHighest Food Quality: 2,877thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,954thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,043rdBest Weather: 3,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,303rdLargest Governments: 3,573rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,935thMost Developed: 3,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,025thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,310thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,415thMost Pacifist: 4,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,684thMost Cultured: 4,854thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,166thSmartest Citizens: 5,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,733rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,830thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,918thMost Efficient Economies: 6,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,301stHighest Average Incomes: 10,392ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,064thMost Secular: 19,567thMost Income Equality: 22,509thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,057th
Largest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 113th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 138th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 140th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 141st in the regionSafest: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionMost Inclusive: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 160th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 166th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionBest Weather: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 216th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 219th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 225th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 228th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245th in the regionMost Cultured: 248th in the regionMost Pacifist: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 267th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 308th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 362nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 369th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 393rd in the regionMost Influential: 458th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 507th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 519th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 800th in the regionMost Secular: 908th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 939th in the regionMost Patriotic: 971st in the regionMost Stationary: 1,014th in the regionNudest: 1,075th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,141st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,224th in the region

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