The Holy Union of Progressitalia
“Speak courteously, deal fairly, keep armed and ready.”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Holy Union of Progressitalia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Reddy Toosevelt with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 816 million Progressitalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gigantropolis. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Progressitalian economy, worth 94.8 trillion Bullies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,172 Bullies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, t-shirts displaying a photo of Reddy Toosevelt performing the Full-Monty are selling out, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Progressitalia, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Progressitalia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Progressitalia.
- : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Reddy Toosevelt performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, much of Progressitalia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
- : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
- : Progressitalia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- : Progressitalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
- : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
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