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The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani

“Liberal Hybrid Vigour Conquers All”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.006 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,970 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 265,789th in the world and 12,737th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.75 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 469thMost Influential: 1,004thBest Weather: 2,093rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,255thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,394thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,217thSafest: 3,706thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,908thMost Secular: 4,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,361stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,681stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,462ndHighest Food Quality: 5,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,927thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,329thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,639thNicest Citizens: 7,214thMost Cultured: 7,368thMost Inclusive: 7,385thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,474thSmartest Citizens: 8,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,315thHealthiest Citizens: 8,401stMost Stationary: 11,417thLargest Governments: 11,525thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,888thLowest Crime Rates: 11,958thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,517thMost Developed: 15,985thHighest Economic Output: 16,333rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 27,683rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 154th in the regionMost Pacifist: 191st in the regionSafest: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 197th in the regionMost Secular: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 240th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 270th in the regionMost Influential: 287th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 299th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 339th in the regionMost Cultured: 358th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 370th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 410th in the regionNicest Citizens: 421st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Inclusive: 436th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 438th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 459th in the regionMost Politically Free: 473rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 485th in the regionNudest: 495th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 513th in the regionLargest Populations: 560th in the regionLargest Governments: 580th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 590th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 605th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 746th in the regionMost Developed: 871st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 885th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,083rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,168th in the region

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