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The New Chapter of El Fiji Grande

“TANSTAAFL; 6*9=42”

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Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The New Chapter of El Fiji Grande is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Phillips with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.119 billion Fijians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiji City. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian economy, worth a remarkable 4,195 trillion Chunks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 219,466 Chunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El Fiji Grande's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Fiji Grande is ranked 3,914th in the world and 6th in Taijitu for Smartest Citizens, with 140.95 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 742ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,330thHighest Drug Use: 1,358thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,453rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,905thLargest Black Market: 2,310thMost Efficient Economies: 2,313thRudest Citizens: 2,613thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,859thHighest Economic Output: 3,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,461stSmartest Citizens: 3,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,595thMost Cultured: 4,747thMost Developed: 4,782ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,940thHighest Average Incomes: 5,739thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,338thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,430thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,379thHighest Food Quality: 7,753rdMost Armed: 7,868thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,782ndNicest Citizens: 8,955thNudest: 9,645thLargest Governments: 9,818thLargest Populations: 12,014thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,103rdMost Inclusive: 13,190thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,508thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,085thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,116thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,095thMost Politically Free: 19,961stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,282ndMost Influential: 24,335thMost Secular: 25,640thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,158th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » New Delfos, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, United Socialist Republics of Finland, and Cabrinialand.