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The United Socialist States of Neo Colorado

“Compassion is not weakness, violence is not strength”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

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The United Socialist States of Neo Colorado is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arkle Scribe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.767 billion Neo Coloradoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stilwater. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Neo Coloradoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Deenihans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,907 Deenihans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and rumor has it that Arkle Scribe has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Colorado's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Colorado is ranked 277,193rd in the world and 13,292nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -21.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 496thLeast Corrupt Governments: 648thMost Pacifist: 930thMost Influential: 1,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,069thSafest: 1,103rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,283rdNicest Citizens: 1,368thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,369thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,475thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,513thHealthiest Citizens: 1,571stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,572ndLargest Governments: 1,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,755thBest Weather: 1,807thHighest Food Quality: 1,949thMost Cultured: 2,028thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,084thLowest Crime Rates: 2,092ndMost Inclusive: 2,109thSmartest Citizens: 2,447thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,592ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,777thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,357thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,594thMost Stationary: 4,259thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,551stHighest Economic Output: 11,650thTop
Most Secular: 14,454thLargest Populations: 15,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,649thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,012th
Least Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionSafest: 57th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionNicest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 105th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Inclusive: 124th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionLargest Populations: 272nd in the regionMost Influential: 306th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 358th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 392nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 554th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 692nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 909th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 910th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 913th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,188th in the region

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