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The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn

“Order, Order”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of Executors with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.564 billion Zyvetens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyveta. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zyveten economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion Zyvetenmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 75,376 Zyvetenmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, under love's heavy burden The Council of Executors sinks lower in the political right's esteem, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Zyvetskistaahn. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyvetskistaahn's national animal is the Liffen forest rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyveten Orthodoxy.

Zyvetskistaahn is ranked 248,738th in the world and 12,092nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.17 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84thMost Influential: 281stMost Stationary: 1,874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,006thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,192ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,782ndBest Weather: 5,695thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,908thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,572ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,377thLargest Populations: 8,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,882ndMost Pacifist: 9,525thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,489thMost Cultured: 10,523rdMost Developed: 10,595thHealthiest Citizens: 11,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,017thSafest: 12,105thHighest Economic Output: 12,513thHighest Food Quality: 12,914thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,098thSmartest Citizens: 15,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,946thNicest Citizens: 16,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,688thMost Inclusive: 22,295thLargest Governments: 22,603rdLowest Crime Rates: 22,869thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,370th
Most Stationary: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 219th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 244th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 314th in the regionBest Weather: 315th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 344th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 344th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 412th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 513th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 519th in the regionMost Cultured: 523rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 525th in the regionMost Pacifist: 556th in the regionMost Developed: 616th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 627th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 647th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 682nd in the regionSafest: 700th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 731st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 775th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 813th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 843rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 853rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 885th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,019th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,039th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,060th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,177th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,212th in the region

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