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The Commonwealth of Hellsinky

“Sweet talking hides sinister actions”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Commonwealth of Hellsinky is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.598 billion Hellsinkyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hellsinkyian economy, worth 187 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,194 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hellsinky has designated Hellsinky City as its capital city, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellsinky's national animal is the quokka, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hellsinky is ranked 225,441st in the world and 11,260th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.71 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 241stMost Influential: 490thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,190thMost Pacifist: 11,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,404thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,633rdTop
Safest: 14,304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,135thNicest Citizens: 19,837thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,775thMost Secular: 25,166thHealthiest Citizens: 26,385thMost Inclusive: 26,483rdLargest Welfare Programs: 27,716th
Most Influential: 109th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 458th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 464th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 556th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 686th in the regionMost Pacifist: 688th in the regionSafest: 813th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,042nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,083rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,141st in the regionMost Secular: 1,198th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,210th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,308th in the region

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