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The Commonwealth of Hellsinky is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.561 billion Hellsinkyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hellsinkyian economy, worth 529 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,008 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Hellsinky in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellsinky's national animal is the quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hellsinky is ranked 128,711^th in the world and 2,363^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,831.57 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.