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The Grand Emirate of Juba

“Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The Grand Emirate of Juba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Danial Chovy with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.768 billion Jubans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danchovy Town. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Juban economy, worth 840 trillion Danchovies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,877 Danchovies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

New funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, bungee jumpers rarely go splat, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Juba has found 5 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Juba's national animal is the Timberwolf Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juba is ranked 8,688th in the world and 197th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,152.52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,616thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,524thHighest Crime Rates: 3,592ndMost Influential: 3,631stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,850thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,481stLargest Retail Industry: 6,697thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,984thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,688thNicest Citizens: 11,659thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,933rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,716thMost Inclusive: 13,049thMost Efficient Economies: 13,908thTop
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Nudest: 15,603rdHighest Food Quality: 17,367thMost Armed: 18,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,791stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,826thMost Politically Free: 25,942nd
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Highest Drug Use: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 52nd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionMost Politically Free: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 197th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 198th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 238th in the regionMost Extreme: 292nd in the regionNudest: 305th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 368th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 411th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 455th in the regionNicest Citizens: 577th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 611th in the regionMost Inclusive: 624th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 33 » Chipoli, Neptunian Military Administration, Ethnon, The Tony Paporordia, Khedivate-of-Egypt, Royaume des loups, Petronellania, Of the Tyrannical Frogs, Bagojo, Yaorozu, Auflack, Zandos, Prismaria, Kazorton, Corfad, Guamanian Republic, Fardel, AJTON, Star Winter, Horrorlandian State, Varisland, AnnaK, Tugupaw, New Atlantico, New Cordyceps, Ignas, Watland, Pallaith, Wandering To Nowhere ll, Caiov, Merconitonitopia, Phoronu, and Carolias.