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The Republic of Sri Temasekia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chanin Chanout with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.249 billion Temasekians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chanini. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sri Temasekian economy, worth 576 trillion Chananins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,866 Chananins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Sri Temasekian city, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Chananins to support "struggling" industries, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sri Temasekia's national animal is the Chanin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaninism.

Sri Temasekia is ranked 220,643^rd in the world and 3,907^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,784.94 Standard Monetary Units.