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The Iron Fist Oceanic Republic of Comfed

“Freedom is Slavery”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Iron Fist Oceanic Republic of Comfed is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 677 million Comfedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Comfedian economy, worth 46.6 trillion wandas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,781 wandas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians take citizens for idiots, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Comfed is ranked 76,079th in the world and 3,327th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -21.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,324thTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,986thMost Influential: 4,041stMost Secular: 5,321stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,718thMost Conservative: 6,499thBest Weather: 8,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,888thLowest Crime Rates: 10,379thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,281stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,901stMost Extreme: 15,278thLargest Governments: 15,472ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,910thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,766thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,766th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 162nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 184th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Extreme: 252nd in the regionMost Secular: 300th in the regionMost Conservative: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 442nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 448th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 496th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 514th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 609th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 671st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 708th in the regionLargest Governments: 755th in the regionLargest Black Market: 762nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 806th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 814th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 830th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 862nd in the region

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