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The Most Serene Republic of Feelonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.689 billion Feelonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Hair balls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,761 Hair balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feelonia's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Feelonia is ranked 290,406^th in the world and 5,188^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -233.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.