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The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk

“I don't give a funk”

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The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.872 billion Punkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,138 Bonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", surveillance cameras are banned, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 145,930^th in the world and 6,005^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 633.31 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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