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The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.778 billion Punkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,363 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,186 Bonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, what goes down must come up, and Dark Lord is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 44,783^rd in the world and 536^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 214 cheeks per square mile.