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The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk

“I don't give a funk”

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The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.688 billion Punkers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,590 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,047 Bonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 225,745^th in the world and 10,141^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -31.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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