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The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk

“I don't give a funk”

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The Matriarchy of PlanetPunk is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dark Lord with an even hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.957 billion Punkers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punkium. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetPunkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion Bonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,935 Bonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime is totally unknown. PlanetPunk's national animal is the Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deitydenial.

PlanetPunk is ranked 143,088^th in the world and 7,691^st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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