The Galactik Imperium of Velon
“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.55 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong velonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,654 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,344 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The Solar Empire of Kelvaros Prime.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Glorious Republic of Arloria.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Queendom of WeKnow.
- : Velon was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Bankowiata.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Imperial State of Great Robertia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Free Land of Pytong.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Constitutional Dicatatorship of Religioncord.
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