The Galactik Imperium of Velon
“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.958 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong velonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,018 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,778 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The People's Republic of Harmonypine.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Federal Islamic Republic of Cereskia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Federation of Durfland.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Lon Zucand.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Dictatorship of United Soviet State of North Amerika.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Celoveniortan.
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