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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.958 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong velonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,018 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,778 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 238,485th in the world and 9,733rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.96 Obesity Rate.

Most Rebellious Youth: 64thLeast Corrupt Governments: 78thHealthiest Citizens: 229thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 239thLargest Publishing Industry: 262ndNicest Citizens: 267thMost Pacifist: 268thMost Compassionate Citizens: 301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 320thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 596thSmartest Citizens: 633rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 659thBest Weather: 815thHighest Economic Output: 1,077thMost Influential: 1,087thSafest: 1,210thLargest Populations: 1,277thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,736thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,883rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,250thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,740thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,837thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,931stMost Cultured: 3,051stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,247thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,387thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,019thHighest Average Incomes: 6,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,966thLargest Governments: 10,656thMost Inclusive: 10,874thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,784thMost Secular: 15,528thMost Stationary: 17,102ndMost Income Equality: 21,382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,855th
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 70th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionMost Cultured: 152nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 187th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 223rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 281st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Stationary: 399th in the regionMost Influential: 409th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 431st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 542nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 647th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 685th in the regionMost Secular: 798th in the regionNudest: 902nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 961st in the region

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