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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.55 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong velonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,654 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,344 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 1,038th in the world and 387th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 84,182 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 72ndHealthiest Citizens: 220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 247thNicest Citizens: 254thMost Pacifist: 256thMost Compassionate Citizens: 271stLargest Publishing Industry: 289thMost Cheerful Citizens: 314thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 383rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 481stLongest Average Lifespans: 560thSmartest Citizens: 602ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 687thBest Weather: 817thMost Influential: 1,038thHighest Economic Output: 1,076thLargest Populations: 1,317thSafest: 1,347thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,717thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,805thHighest Crime Rates: 1,991stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,874thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,931stMost Cultured: 2,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,088thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,402ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,737thHighest Average Incomes: 6,423rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,710thMost Inclusive: 10,148thLargest Governments: 10,255thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,349thMost Secular: 14,936thMost Stationary: 19,289th
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionSafest: 85th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Cultured: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 176th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 181st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 190th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Influential: 387th in the regionMost Stationary: 464th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 478th in the regionLargest Governments: 502nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 606th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 690th in the regionMost Secular: 783rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 956th in the regionNudest: 964th in the region

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