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The Borderlands of Coalfield

“Live by the pick, Die by the pick”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Pacific

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The Borderlands of Coalfield is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steamus Smoke-Burn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.69 billion Coalfieldians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Coal Pit. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Coalfieldian economy, worth 317 trillion lumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 86,012 lumps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Steamus Smoke-Burn got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and punting clubs and posh accents have been added to the national curriculum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coalfield's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coalfield is ranked 310,365th in the world and 4,337th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 450.39 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 739thMost Influential: 1,819thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,801stSafest: 6,922ndMost Pacifist: 7,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,721stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,217thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,941stNicest Citizens: 10,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,016thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,441stLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,915thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,938thMost Inclusive: 17,764thMost Accessible: 19,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,986thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,584thHighest Food Quality: 24,459thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,939thSmartest Citizens: 28,848th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 164th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 256th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 288th in the regionSafest: 293rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 300th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionMost Pacifist: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 373rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 374th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 390th in the regionNicest Citizens: 429th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 443rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 447th in the region

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