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The 🌺Lotionese Empire🌺 of Lotion Empire |
“Through the ashes, we arose once more”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The 🌺Lotionese Empire🌺 of Lotion Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lubey II Privykia with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.471 billion Lotionese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 3,386 trillion Ludons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 357,594 Ludons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lotionese have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the nation is under martial law, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox.
Lotion Empire is ranked 1,225th in the world and 28th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 65.29 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, the nation is under martial law.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, Lotionese have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.