The Los'onyy Soyuz of Lotion Empire
“Vozrozhdeniye | Rebirth”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Los'onyy Soyuz of Lotion Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V'' with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.63 billion Lotionese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los'ongrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,905 trillion Ludons a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 287,480 Ludons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, and Lotion Empire is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lotion Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Lotion Empire endorsed The Federal District of The Stratosphere Islands.
- : Lotion Empire was endorsed by The Federal District of The Stratosphere Islands.
- : Lotion Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, Lotion Empire is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Lotion Empire was endorsed by The Kingdom of PEG.
- : Lotion Empire was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Pope Saint Peter the Apostle.
- : Lotion Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
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