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The 🌺Lotionese Empire🌺 of Lotion Empire

“Through the ashes, we arose once more”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The 🌺Lotionese Empire🌺 of Lotion Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lubey II Privykia with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.471 billion Lotionese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 3,386 trillion Ludons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 357,594 Ludons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lotionese have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the nation is under martial law, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Lotion Empire is ranked 1,225th in the world and 28th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 65.29 missed references per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14thMost Subsidized Industry: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 408thMost Corrupt Governments: 529thMost Patriotic: 536thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 985thLargest Black Market: 1,056thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,137thMost Avoided: 1,147thMost Efficient Economies: 1,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,207thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,340thLargest Governments: 1,476thHighest Average Incomes: 1,721stRudest Citizens: 1,863rdTop
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Most Primitive: 4,499thLargest Mining Sector: 4,986thNudest: 5,395thHighest Economic Output: 6,444thMost Influential: 7,059thFattest Citizens: 7,466thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,342ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,616thTop
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Most Armed: 19,873rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,978thLowest Crime Rates: 27,452nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 70th in the regionMost Primitive: 83rd in the regionNudest: 113th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionFattest Citizens: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 213th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Armed: 304th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 404th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 500th in the region

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