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The Lötiön von Slippery of Lotion Empire

“Da zdravstvuyet tot, kto v Velikoy Korone!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Lötiön von Slippery of Lotion Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lotion IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.734 billion Lotionese are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotiongrad. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotion economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion Ludons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 278,175 Ludons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,897 per year while the poor average 42,748, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

All work and no play makes parties very dull, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, foreign musicians that Lotion IV dislikes are turned away at the border, and Lotion police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular State.

Lotion Empire is ranked 5,891st in the world and 308th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 125.47 Insults Per Minute.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 135thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248thMost Subsidized Industry: 479thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 627thLargest Black Market: 779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 964thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,048thNudest: 1,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,579thTop
Most Primitive: 1,691stHighest Average Incomes: 2,134thLargest Governments: 3,294thMost Avoided: 3,365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,408thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,774thMost Influential: 5,396thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,650thRudest Citizens: 5,891stLargest Mining Sector: 6,176thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,007thMost Efficient Economies: 8,388thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,603rdHighest Economic Output: 10,993rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,839thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,430th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionNudest: 46th in the regionMost Primitive: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Avoided: 104th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146th in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 157th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 292nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 336th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 338th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 414th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 475th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 662nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 786th in the region

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