Spotlight on:
The United States of Kappacon |
“오늘만 대충 수습하며 살자.”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The United States of Kappacon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Oh Dae-su with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.814 billion Koreans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanyang. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 2,760 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 281,307 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, father-son fishing trips have been banned, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Kappacon is ranked 448th in the world and 18th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 515 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces.
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions.
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, most ambassadors from Kappacon retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in Kappacon, fat-shaming is now public policy.