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The Federation of Neo Rojava |
“We Are the Light that Never Goes Out!”
| Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 230 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Rojavan economy, worth 21.3 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 92,412 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and motorbike jousters live young and die fast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Neo Rojava is ranked 206,138th in the world and 3,147th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.2 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Neo Rojava endorsed
The Infinite Ice Bear of Petronellania.
- : Following new legislation in
Neo Rojava, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
- : Following new legislation in
Neo Rojava, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in
Neo Rojava, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
- : Following new legislation in
Neo Rojava, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in
Neo Rojava, sick Rojavani are hair today and gone tomorrow.
- :
Neo Rojava endorsed
The Federal Republic of Federation Terra Australis.
- :
Neo Rojava endorsed
The Eternal Sunshine of Honeymoon Avenue.
- :
Neo Rojava was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Federation Terra Australis.
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Neo Rojava was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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