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The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids

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The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and feral children. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 11.404 billion Cheddar Monks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 3,562 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,351 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Lost Orb of Phanatacoria mansions, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 65,678^th in the world and 630^th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 444.00063250608 days.

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