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The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids

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The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 16.932 billion Cheddar Monks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 6,064 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 358,195 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bombs make good ploughs, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim, and First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 146^th in the world and 4^th in the Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 331.22 cheeks turned per day.

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