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The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids

“Jar Jar, you're a genius!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and feral children. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 11.404 billion Cheddar Monks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 3,562 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,351 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Lost Orb of Phanatacoria mansions, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 65,678th in the world and 630th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 444.00063250608 days.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5thMost Primitive: 14thMost Devout: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 29thBest Weather: 66thMost Inclusive: 95thMost Beautiful Environments: 128thMost Subsidized Industry: 202ndMost Pacifist: 233rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 276thHighest Food Quality: 302ndNicest Citizens: 382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 534thLargest Black Market: 579thMost Rebellious Youth: 617thHighest Poor Incomes: 772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 847thLargest Governments: 871stMost Cultured: 1,072ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,775thHighest Average Incomes: 2,051stMost Efficient Economies: 2,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,329thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,432ndHighest Economic Output: 4,478thNudest: 4,518thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,212thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,086thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,641st
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 66th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionNudest: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 171st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 223rd in the regionLargest Populations: 223rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 312th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 518th in the regionMost Stationary: 630th in the regionMost Influential: 797th in the region

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