The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 10,115th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
2. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “I Came, I Saw, I Dominated” | |
3. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith” | |
4. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Yvan eht nioj” | |
5. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Freedom at any price.” | |
6. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Hallux periapt wittol ogdoad etui” | |
7. | ![]() | Anarchy | “2” | |
8. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “𓆏 𓆏 𓆏” | |
9. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Exzellenz durch Ernährung und Sauberkeit!” | |
10. | ![]() | Corporate Bordello | “Be all that you can eat.” |