The North PacificWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 10,115th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCapitalist Paradise“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
2.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCorporate Police State“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
3.The Dictatorship of CorfadCorporate Police State“Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith”
4.The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of EuraustralasamericaCorporate Police State“Yvan eht nioj”
5.The Theoretical Liberty of Willing IgnoranceCorporate Police State“Freedom at any price.”
6.The Republic of CachexiaAnarchy“Hallux periapt wittol ogdoad etui”
7.The Second Best of Noahs Second CountryAnarchy“2”
8.The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of 9003Father Knows Best State“𓆏 𓆏 𓆏”
9.The Supercountry of MacassarAnarchy“Exzellenz durch Ernährung und Sauberkeit!”
10.The Territory of Vorlox SeventeenCorporate Bordello“Be all that you can eat.”
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