The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy“Free Markets, Free People”
2.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCorporate Bordello“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
3.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCompulsory Consumerist State“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
5.The Hellhole of FudgedupCapitalist Paradise“It's just a prank bro!”
6.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
7.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
9.The Empire of VeremurIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Discipline”
10.The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDrackyAnarchy“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”
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