The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalist Paradise“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy“Free Markets, Free People”
3.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCorporate Bordello“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
5.The Rogue Nation of RindianiaCorporate Police State“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
6.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
7.The Hellhole of FudgedupCapitalist Paradise“It's just a prank bro!”
8.The Exalted Supremacy of East BorlandCorporate Police State“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
9.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
10.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
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