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The Commonwealth of Federative Woodstockian Military Junta

“Gens Ex Propositione Fortitatis, Justitiae, Et Cooperat”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Commonwealth of Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.262 billion Woodstockians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longyear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Federative Woodstockian Military Juntan economy, worth 283 trillion Woodstockian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 125,145 Woodstockian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

When you fly on Air Federative Woodstockian Military Junta you win a seat or you die, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and the government has the power to seize property at will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federative Woodstockian Military Junta's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is ranked 245,083rd in the world and 4,866th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 11.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,089thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5,559thFattest Citizens: 7,320thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,893rdMost Influential: 10,263rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,261stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,414thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,475thMost Cultured: 24,739thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,132nd
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Fattest Citizens: 142nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 250th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 283rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 297th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 477th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 566th in the region

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