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The Loh of Aenglaland

“Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ishtar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.84 billion Cattishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,437 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,951 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Loh.

Aenglaland is ranked 5,825th in the world and 310th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 111.65 Quips Per Hour.

Most Influential: 215thMost Efficient Economies: 346thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,319thLargest Black Market: 1,479thHighest Economic Output: 1,734thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,261stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,336thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,356thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,864thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,501stLargest Populations: 4,574thHighest Average Incomes: 4,694thMost Developed: 5,036thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,188thBest Weather: 5,485thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,582ndSmartest Citizens: 5,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,743rdMost Inclusive: 7,145thNudest: 7,391stMost Cultured: 7,452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,724thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,504thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,449thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,268thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,364thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,326thMost Secular: 12,548thRudest Citizens: 12,724thLargest Retail Industry: 12,999thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,142ndLargest Governments: 16,235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,310th
Most Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 154th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 163rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 212th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 213th in the regionNudest: 244th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 258th in the regionMost Developed: 286th in the regionBest Weather: 298th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 310th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 349th in the regionMost Cultured: 362nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 370th in the regionMost Inclusive: 428th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 462nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 468th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 490th in the regionRudest Citizens: 542nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 560th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 621st in the regionMost Secular: 648th in the regionLargest Governments: 760th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 765th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 833rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 862nd in the regionMost Stationary: 960th in the region

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