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The Kingdom of Le Free Republic

“Pico guides us to the light.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of Le Free Republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Pico with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.891 billion Pico's sons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoneginger. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Le Free Republician economy, worth 313 trillion picobucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,425 picobucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Free Republic's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pico Fundamentalism.

Le Free Republic is ranked 229,909th in the world and 11,160th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.26 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 697thMost Influential: 1,350thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,582ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,549thTop
Most Devout: 3,083rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,757thMost Cultured: 10,452ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 20,874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,336thMost Developed: 21,615thMost Patriotic: 21,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,858thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,851stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 27,333rd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 98th in the regionMost Devout: 111th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 328th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 414th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 467th in the regionMost Cultured: 516th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 761st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 883rd in the regionNudest: 965th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,011th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,014th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,037th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,042nd in the regionMost Developed: 1,098th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,225th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,254th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,288th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,319th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,334th in the region

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