The Kingdom of Le Free Republic
“Pico guides us to the light.”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Kingdom of Le Free Republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Pico with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.891 billion Pico's sons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoneginger. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Le Free Republician economy, worth 313 trillion picobucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,425 picobucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Free Republic's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pico Fundamentalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Le Free Republic, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : Le Free Republic was endorsed by The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Le Free Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Le Free Republic was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Nuclear Matter.
- : Le Free Republic was endorsed by The Federation of Stud Hoy.
- : Following new legislation in Le Free Republic, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Le Free Republic was endorsed by The Empire of Exkosia.
- : Le Free Republic was endorsed by The People's Republic of Vosdonia.
- : Following new legislation in Le Free Republic, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
- : Following new legislation in Le Free Republic, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
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