The People's Republic of Sattelbach
“It ain't much, but it's honest work”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The People's Republic of Sattelbach is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sachem niklkanikl with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 2.287 billion Sattelbachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sattelbach. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Sattelbachian economy, worth 159 trillion Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,594 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sattelbach's national animal is the Württemberger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
- : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
- : Sattelbach endorsed The Empire of Rising Sakura.
- : Sattelbach voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : Sattelbach voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
- : Sattelbach was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
- : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, no one gossips with Sachem niklkanikl during diplomatic summits.
- : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
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