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The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia

“Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.279 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,392 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,861 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 238,029th in the world and 7,860th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 5.61 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 222ndMost Influential: 446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,126thLowest Crime Rates: 2,413thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,926thBest Weather: 3,240thSafest: 3,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,689thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,679thLargest Governments: 4,706thHealthiest Citizens: 5,401stMost Devout: 5,830thHighest Economic Output: 6,661stMost Developed: 6,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,893rdMost Cultured: 7,545thMost Efficient Economies: 9,509thLargest Populations: 9,768thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,219thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,605thSmartest Citizens: 14,187thMost Stationary: 19,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,508th
Most Influential: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 85th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 115th in the regionSafest: 118th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Devout: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionMost Cultured: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Stationary: 366th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 428th in the regionNudest: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 547th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 585th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 757th in the region

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