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The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan

“Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.485 billion Caliwogs are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 1,776 trillion Takoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,181 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 28,620th in the world and 894th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,819.59 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817thLargest Publishing Industry: 826thMost Influential: 1,247thTop
Smartest Citizens: 4,839thMost Secular: 5,092ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,134thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,305thMost Cultured: 7,414thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,448thLargest Populations: 7,804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,502ndHighest Economic Output: 9,434thLargest Black Market: 9,836thHealthiest Citizens: 10,445thNicest Citizens: 10,808thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,228thBest Weather: 12,326thMost Stationary: 12,529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,291stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,587thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,215thHighest Drug Use: 18,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,122nd
Largest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 110th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 130th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionMost Secular: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 214th in the regionMost Cultured: 227th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 268th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 282nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 284th in the regionLargest Black Market: 320th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionNicest Citizens: 389th in the regionBest Weather: 405th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 428th in the regionMost Inclusive: 447th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 546th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 555th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 611th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 686th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 745th in the region

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