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The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan |
“Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.346 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,718 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,193 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, childhood friends of Da Big Kahuna are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, most towns have their Da Big Kahuna High School located on Da Big Kahuna Street, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Calistan is ranked 58,572nd in the world and 1,269th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.09 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of North Korea is best.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Colony of Antipolica.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Federation of Illyanisches Demokratische Republik.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Calistan endorsed The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Calistan endorsed The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Calistan endorsed The Republic of EIndonesia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 224 » Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, Darakin, Kringalia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, The naked people, Tsunamy, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Ridehale, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Cypheri, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Drystar, Theorin, Gymnostan, Walloonia, Madhonia, North Kanuckistan, Sanden, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, Drugged Monkeys, Sthalrim, Soem, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Abarri, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Mapico, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Fasire, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Myness, and 174 others.Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Zaelith, Doraya, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Unojo, Moridine, Indolos, Saciu, Aurcania, Piscantium, Arscanesia, The Akian Islands, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Skaladoria, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Froshar, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Al Madhaa, Dakalian, Farelonia, Sordandia, Altnavia, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Jantisha, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Ferrumetlapis, Bloonation, Pabtlau, Bear Connors Paradiso, Astriva, Koros, Uvalor, Scrapifax, Los Lonley Boys, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Eritria, Ferfulesse, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Martzbrieg, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Frairrisburg, Empire of Pekoland, Alvira, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Arhanistan, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Greater Pardonia, Tioloman, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Zeta Del Norte, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, Cheolwa, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Vertruse, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Republic Empire of Japan, Bogani, HawkoFon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Philippinessss, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Satilynia, Mercian Legions, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Deutsches Ostland, Eriaco, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Poguelands, Emus and Papayas, Sedunn, Sein, Ductape, Legosia, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition, Gwandalis, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Illyanisches Demokratische Republik, Cunny Cute and Funny, Antipolica, SharttingToepia, North Korea is best, and New Amerikan Republic.