The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan
“Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!”
|Category: Libertarian Police State|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.485 billion Caliwogs are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 1,776 trillion Takoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,181 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Auditors are gutting every governmental department, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Holy Republic of East Nagaland.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Principality of Alambar.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Federation of Peabodia.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Holy Golden Republic of Oxyliteral.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Following new legislation in Calistan, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Calistan, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
- : Calistan endorsed The Rogue Nation of Kantahania.
- : Calistan endorsed The Republic of Populaa.
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